The National Popularity Contest
By Greg Roper
The paraded position
of our president
Has totally changed
it’s quite evident
That the whole thing is really
Is just some giant contest
For the people to vote
On the popular-est
Starting with Trump
A gasbag and fluke
But yet he acts
more or less like a duke
He’s running for prez
Although not a politician
While his lead in the polls
reflects the human condition
And soon Kanye West
Running in 2020
Will give true politicians
a run for their money
It seems this position
though quite high in power
is which loudspoken dolt
is the best of the hour
And too many people
Of our united states
Absorb propaganda
that they create
So please, read up
or watch a debate
find who will destroy
and who will create
Find out for yourself
Who is truly the best
don’t elect our leader
through popularity contest